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Anakin had been quite excited to start in on one of the new books he'd picked up at the Georgetown Barnes and Noble the other day (he knew his wife very well and had gone there for a jumpstart on a Valentine's Day gift). Books about military strategy and politicians getting their comeuppance were his favorite.

Which was why he was a little nonplussed to discover his military history book now had a half-clothed man on the front, holding up a woman who was wearing far too little clothing to escape unsunburnt. He was not reading Taming the Desert Sun, thank you very much.

The door was open. The book was not.