"I can't believe they let you teach."

Ethics Syllabus:

Week 1: Self-sacrifice: the difference between saving people and being a pretentious twit.
Week 2: Lying: Hiding things for someone else's own good, or your own?
Week 3: The Golden Rule: Do unto others. Really?
Week 4: Pride: You're not a unique and perfect snowflake. Get over yourself.
Week 5: Gluttony: The spiral of self-indulgence.
Week 6: Envy: People will be better than you at some things. Is that okay?
Week 7: MIDTERM PROJECT: Working in partnership, dealing with power struggles
Week 8: The seven virtues: (Chastity, temperance, charity)
Week 9: The seven virtues: (Diligence, Forgiveness, Kindness, Humility)
Week 10: Sloth: Squandering your gifts and why that's stupid.
Week 11: Greed: You can't have it all. Suck it up.
Week 12: Wrath: Killing entire villages is bad. Um. Hypothetically. Right?
Week 13: Lust: Yes, you're in high school. It doesn't mean you have to try to get laid all the time.
Week 14: Ethics of parenting practical exercise
Week 15: FINAL

[OOC: Subject to change at the whims of the mun/whatever's going on in-game]

Detentions [OOC how-tos]:

You're in a class with Anakin Skywalker. It's shockingly easy to get a detention. Excessive note-passing (more than three back-and-forths between characters), falling asleep, or chattering with another student in the lecture section of the class will get you a detention, as will arguing with Anakin in a tone he finds disrespectful (though he is careful not to give out detentions just for disagreeing with him. If you phrase it as "wow, you must be stupid to believe that," well, things will change). Trying to throw a punch will get you a fun demonstration of Force powers, a fully pissed off, highly trained Jedi on your case, and a detention. For both parties.

Oh, and Anakin's got excellent hearing, and can read minds. He's also almost pathologically incapable of letting someone else get the last word. Basically, he used to help run a galaxy. Now he is the boss of a single classroom. Please don't push him if you aren't prepared for detention.

That being said, Anakin's admittedly skewed perspectives != the views of his player. The students should be intimidated ICly, not their players OOCly. I swear I don't bite!

( Ethics Syllabus )

( So you wanna piss off a former Sith. Here's how! )

I'm also in the market for a TA, so chuck your name in here and pray to the mighty RNG :D

Syllabus:

Week 1: Self-sacrifice: the difference between saving people and being a pretentious twit.
Week 2: Lying: Hiding things for someone else's own good, or your own?
Week 3: The Golden Rule: Do unto others. Really?
Week 4: Pride: You're not a unique and perfect snowflake. Get over yourself.
Week 5: Gluttony: The spiral of self-indulgence.
Week 6: Envy: People will be better than you at some things. Is that okay?
Week 7: MIDTERM PROJECT: Working in partnership, dealing with power struggles reliving the action sequences of Episode III
Week 8: The seven virtues: (Chastity, temperance, charity)
Week 9: The seven virtues: (Diligence, Forgiveness, Kindness, Humility)
Week 10: Sloth: Squandering your gifts and why that's stupid.
Week 11: Greed: You can't have it all. Suck it up.
Week 12: Wrath: Killing entire villages is bad. Um. Hypothetically. Right?
Week 13: Lust: Yes, you're in high school. It doesn't mean you have to try to get laid all the time.
Week 14: Ethics of parenting practical exercise
Week 15: FINAL

[OOC: Subject to change at the whims of the mun/whatever's going on in-game]

Detentions [OOC how-tos]:

You're in a class with Anakin Skywalker. It's shockingly easy to get a detention. Excessive note-passing, falling asleep, or talking in the lecture section will get you a detention, as will looking like an ex-boyfriend of his wife making fun of his hair arguing with Anakin in a tone he finds disrespectful (though he is careful not to give out detentions just for disagreeing with him. If you phrase it as "wow, you must be stupid to believe that," well, things will change). Throwing a punch will get you a fun demonstration of Force powers, a fully pissed off, highly trained Jedi on your case, and a detention.

Oh, and Anakin's got excellent hearing. And mind-reading. Thinking nasty thoughts about him won't go unnoticed :)

Roster:

TA: Katara
Balthier
Marco Conrad
Princess Irulan Corrino
John Crichton
Walter Dornez
Jake Gavin jr
Molly Hayes
Kaoru Hitachiin
Draco Malfoy
Neil Perry
Blair Sandburg
Schrodinger
Steerpike
Jaye Tyler
Valentine
Eric Weiss
Turtle Wexler
Dean Winchester
Sam Winchester
Zuko

Syllabus:

Week 1: Just how far over the line would you go to save someone?
Week 2: Hiding things from others. When lying is useful
Week 3: Gossip: Lying with a different purpose.
Week 4: Ruling through fear: Way more effective than listening to whining.
Week 5: Making a statement: Blowing up planets and other demonstrations that you mean business
Week 6: Torture: Not as bad as you think
Week 7: MIDTERM PROJECT: Sith Lord practical exercise
Week 8: The Golden Rule: Why it doesn't apply to underlings
Week 9: Scientific and other methods to reach immortality: Definitely a good idea
Week 10: Seven deadly sins: Are they really that bad? (Pride, Envy, Gluttony)
Week 11: Seven deadly sins: Are they really that bad? (Lust, Greed, Sloth)
Week 12: Losing your temper: It's freeing
Week 13: Relationship ethics: Honesty isn't all that important
Week 14: Ethics of parenting practical exercise
Week 15: FINAL


Grades
If you participate in class, you will pass. Unless you give answers I don't like, or disrespect me in anyway.

See the detentions section.

Detentions

There will be a lot of them. Disrespecting me or your fellow students, giving an answer I don't like, being generally annoying, wearing the wrong colored shirt, reminding me of a painful past..., being late for class, not showing up for class at all...all will displease me.

And detention is the only form of discipline I am allowed to inflict.

So there will be a lot of them.