Letter to the Major

Major,

Young Schrodinger shows himself to be quite...adept at learning the sort of lessons I prefer to teach. I have given him a project that I believe would be something you would approve of. The long-term corruption of a student here seems rather...tacky...but it really is important on a galactic level and is not necessarily something I could accomplish unassisted. Schrodinger provides me a very useful entrance point into the dormitories.

I regret that other matters will keep you from attending this weekend's festivities. I believe I would almost enjoy your company.

--Darth Vader
Lord of the Sith