sith_happened: (Vader: on steps)
Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote2007-02-08 11:28 pm

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The Emperor had woken Vader up before dawn.

Again.

And demanded he come back to check on the Death's Star's progress.

Again.

Which meant Vader would be spending days stuffed into his TIE fighter and flying out to Endor.

Again.

So he was in a pissy mood.

Again.

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The Undeveloped Story - Anberlin

[identity profile] bampowcrashzap.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
"As you should," Batman said, running forward to throw a punch. "Bats strike fear into the common criminal and evil robot like nothing else!" And there's the punch.

[identity profile] bampowcrashzap.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't do what?" Batman asked. "This?" He threw another punch with his left fist.

[identity profile] bampowcrashzap.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Ah!" Batman groaned. That hurt. "Well, you may have the upper hand now, you nefarious... robot. But I know how to get ahead!"

He attempted to headbutt Vader. Vader who wore a helmet.

[identity profile] bampowcrashzap.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
WHAM!

Batman hit the wall, but started to get up right away. "You'll never succeed, Lordvader, Polish royalty or not!"

[identity profile] bampowcrashzap.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
"I know you come from the Piast dynasty," Batman said. "Your secrets are obvious to me, Lordvader!" Batman attempted a running kick.

[identity profile] bampowcrashzap.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
"More robot lies!" Batman said, throwing a backhand toward's Vader's helmet. "If only you were programmed to tell the truth!"

[identity profile] bampowcrashzap.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, you certainly feel like it, fiend!" Batman said, pulling his hurting hand back.

[identity profile] bampowcrashzap.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
"There's no lava around here," Batman said, confused. He took advantage of his own confusion (no, it doesn't make much sense) by throwing another batarang at Vader from pretty close range.

[identity profile] bampowcrashzap.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
"I will just as soon as you renounce your evil ways!" Batman said, kicking again.

[identity profile] bampowcrashzap.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Batman was getting used to this whole hitting the wall thing. It didn't hurt nearly as much as his middle age spine was telling him it did. "Well, then you're just going to have to put up with me." Batman attempted a flying kick. It was less than impressive.

[identity profile] bampowcrashzap.livejournal.com 2007-02-10 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Many people do, in fact!" Batarang.

[identity profile] bampowcrashzap.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
"And you make capes look fruity, chum!" Batman said.

[identity profile] bampowcrashzap.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Fantastically fruity!" Batman said upon impact. "And the color choice? What were you thinking with all black! Get some contrast in there!"