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The Emperor had woken Vader up before dawn.

Again.

And demanded he come back to check on the Death's Star's progress.

Again.

Which meant Vader would be spending days stuffed into his TIE fighter and flying out to Endor.

Again.

So he was in a pissy mood.

Again.

[OOC: Door's closed, post's open! Contents of conversation with Rory and Aeryn are NFB! Void where prohibited, sales tax applicable in Washington State...]

The Undeveloped Story - Anberlin

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CLANG!

Off the helmet.

Vader tossed him back towards the wall again. "You make Imperial captains look competent," he grumbled.

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"And you make capes look fruity, chum!" Batman said.

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Oh, that was it.

"I make capes look fantastic!" Vader roared, throwing Batman towards a different wall.

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"Fantastically fruity!" Batman said upon impact. "And the color choice? What were you thinking with all black! Get some contrast in there!"

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"At least I'm not overweight and still trying to pull off spandex," Vader snarked back, tossing a vase towards Batman's head. "I like black."

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"Of course you're overweight! You're a robot! You're just more dense!" Batman said, dodging the vase.

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"I'm not dense, either," Vader snapped. "And I'm not a robot!"

Another vase went shooting across the room.

Vader would need a trip to the Isle of Ikea soon.

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Batman ducked that vase, too. "You're dense enough not to realize that I was speaking in terms of mass, you ninny!"

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"Ninny!" Vader squawked. "They never found all the pieces to the last person who called me a ninny!"

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"Nobody will need to find any pieces of me, you vile vaccuum cleaner!" Batman said. "At least one other school board member knows I came here. Even if you do manage to somehow defeat me, they'll know which evil robot did it."

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Vader's hand shot out as he concentrated. "You won't remember any of this," he said in a low voice. "You were lost, I gave you directions, and now you're leaving."

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"Thank you for the directions, Mr Lordvader," Batman said. "For an evil robot, you're not so bad."

With that, Batman walked out of the office.