OOC: Info post, hooray!

[sith_happened]

I don't have any newbies, but that will not stop me from cluttering the flist, mwahaha!

THE GRANDSON Ben Skywalker * From the Star Wars Extended Universe books, Legacy of the Force and beyond * 16 year old junior * Red hair, blue eyes, 5'10" dork who rooms with endsthegame. * Dates weetuskenraider, but a different version than the one who spent a couple of days torturing him back home. * Yes, it's dysfunctional * Is insanely empathic and has perfect recall, yet cannot tell at all when people are crushing on him. Oh, Skywalkers * Is a trained assassin/cop/Jedi * Yeah, they seem not to go together to the mun, either * Will never look as good in Fandom as he does in that icon, no

THE CANADIAN Rilla Blythe * From a year pre-canon of Rilla of Ingleside * 14 year old freshman * Auburn hair, hazel eyes, about 5'6" * Rooms with isntabitpretty * Is from Prince Edward Island, Canada, 1913 * Is a little out of her depth, yes * Is very conservative and extremely rather judgmental about things that don't fall under her definition of normal: magic being real, people being aliens, Karla talking about the Darkness... * Adores italics * Has terrible great taste in hats. If she's outside, assume she's wearing one. She still clings to the Edwardian way of dressing.

THE FATHER Anakin Skywalker * From Star Wars, the sucky movies prequels * Alumni, Class of 2006 * Went home, got married, had twins, turned evil, got redeemed, killed, stuffed into a clone body, and is now in self-imposed exile in Fandom * Is now 44 but looks 27. Hooray for cloning * Teaches ethics during the school year (He thinks he's funny) * Is married to Rory Gilmore and has a baby daughter named Juliet * Yes, trying to figure out the Skywalker/Solo family tree will make your head explode * Is a complete Marty Stu badass who can jack you up. Especially if you mess with Rory, Jaina, Ben, Luke, Leia, or Juliet * Or if he's had a bad day * Or you make fun of his hair * Has no discernible sense of humor, no * Will drop you in detention for breathing wrong in his class (but not without ooc permission because Anakin is a dick, not the mun)

THE WRITER Biff * From Christopher Moore's novel Lamb * Is in his thirties, works at Wellspring Arms * Will not sell you weapons, but might bore you with a story about his BFF trying to teach yoga to an elephant. * Will hit on you. Yes, you. And you too. Even if you're old. Or ugly. Or both! Biff has no standards. * Invented sarcasm. * Knows kung-fu. And Jesus. Wrote a book about both--the Book of Levi in the New Testament. * Will probably not paint you blue. But you'd look good blue.

THE PIRATE Captain Jack Sparrow * From the end of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies * Runs the radio station in town * Is probably drunk * Talks to the squirrels who collect the news * Doesn't find that strange

THE SON Luke Skywalker * Is from Star Wars, the original, kickass version * Alumni, Class of 2008 * FH!Anakin's son * Is currently in a galaxy far, far away being a kickass Jedi. Due to time skips, is now 27 and is about to head into the Thrawn Trilogy of books * Is known in Fandom for getting bit by gremlins a lot. And kissing toddlers who get aged up over soap opera weekends. Poor Luke

THE GAMBLER Mat Cauthon * From Wheel of Time, circa Winter's Heart (book nine) * Graduate of the class of 2010, currently at home to live out the rest of canon * Is not a bloody lord, and tends not to like those who are. Arthur has turned into something of an exception. Not sure how that happened * Is a gambler/manwhore/military genius * Currently taking a page from Lois Lane and learning to walk off having a building fall on him * Is the embodiment of luck, and changes chance just by existing

THE PUPPETMASTER Fry * Lives in the Eastern Time zone * Stay at home mom to a very active two year old, so is around during the day and is in bed promptly at 11:45 when her router kicks her off * Can be found on IM at fireballoffry * Or on email at emopadawan at gmail dot com * Wears a fashionable modlike chapeau when it comes to the radio comm, so feel free to drop her a line with questions or comments related to said comm * Enjoys speaking in third person * Also, pie.

Comments

[justwantsquiet.livejournal.com]

I refuse to believe your kid is that old. REFUSE.

[momslilassassin]

I was going through her baby clothes to send stuff to the BFF and OMG THEY ARE SO TINY. WHERE DID THE TINY PERSON GO?!