OOC: And another post!

[sith_happened]

You've seen the stuff on the new girl, let's catch you up with the boys:



Biff

From Christopher Moore's novel Lamb

Is in his thirties, works at Wellspring Arms

Will hit on you. Yes, you.

Invented sarcasm.

Knows kung-fu. And Jesus. Yes, personally.

Will probably not paint you blue. But you'd look good blue.

Mat Cauthon

From Wheel of Time, circa Lord of Chaos

Graduate of the class of 2010, currently at home to live out the rest of canon.

Is not a bloody lord, and tends not to like those who are. Arthur has turned into something of an exception. Not sure how that happened.

Is a gambler/manwhore/military genius

Is the embodiment of luck, and changes chance just by existing.

Anakin Skywalker

From Star Wars, the sucky movies prequels

Alumni, Class of 2006

Went home, got married, had twins, turned evil, got redeemed, killed, stuffed into a clone body, and returned to Fandom

Now teaches ethics during the school year (yes, he thinks he's funny), and flight during the summer

Is married to Rory Gilmore and has a baby daughter named Juliet

Yes, trying to figure out the Skywalker family tree will make your head explode

Should be having a bad feeling about the newbies aaaaaany day now...

Is a complete Marty Stu badass who can jack you up. Especially if you mess with Rory, Jaina, Ben, Luke, Leia, or Juliet

Has no discernible sense of humor, no

Will drop you in detention for breathing wrong (but not without ooc permission because Anakin is a dick, not me)

Ben Skywalker

From Star Wars, Legacy of the Force and beyond

Sophomore

Red hair, blue eyes, 5'10" dork who rooms with Ender Wiggin.

Dates weetuskenraider, but a different version than the one who spent a good couple of days torturing him back home.

Yes, it's dysfunctional

Is insanely empathic and has perfect recall, yet cannot tell at all when people are crushing on him. Oh, Skywalkers

Is a trained assassin/cop/Jedi

Yeah, they seem not to go together to me, either

Luke Skywalker

Is from Star Wars, the kickass version

Alumni, Class of 2008

FH!Anakin's son.

No, he won't really mention that

Is currently home being a kickass Jedi

Is known in Fandom for getting bit by gremlins a lot. And kissing Grace Winchester. And Janice Dayspring. I'm mean to him in soap opera weekends.

Captain Jack Sparrow

From the end of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies

Runs the radio station in town

Is probably drunk

Talks to the squirrels who collect the news

Is teaching a course this summer--there will be more on that in a little bit because I like making Tracy work


Fry

Is in the One True Timezone (aka, EST)

Is a stay at home mom to a now-walking toddler

Is therefore online when the toddler is not awake as toddling off with the laptop is a favorite pastime for her

Can be found on IM at fireballoffry and is always up for crack/angst/humiliating her characters in some way