OOC: Look, Tracy, another link to drop!

[sith_happened]

Now in new and shiny bullet format!

Sirius "Padfoot" Black
*From Harry Potter, circa Goblet of Fire
*You don't get to call him Padfoot
*Will be teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts with his COMPLETELY HETERO life partner, Remus Lupin
*Spent the last twelve years in Azkaban Prison
*No, he doesn't want to talk about it.
*Really, Sweets, he doesn't.
*Is a fully trained wizard who will jinx you to high heaven (with ooc permission, of course) if you mess with him. Or Remus. Or he's kind of bored.
*Can turn into a Great Big Dog (but not Clifford, who is a Big Red Dog and omg time at home watching preschool television is rotting my brain)

Mat Cauthon
*From Wheel of Time, circa Lord of Chaos
*Is a senior
*Is not a bloody lord
*Is a gambler/manwhore/military genius
*Is the embodiment of luck. No, really. Why do you think gambling is so appealing?
*Might have narrative teal deer following him around forever

Levi "Biff" of Nazareth
*From Christopher Moore's novel Lamb
*Is in his thirties, works at Wellspring Arms
*Will hit on you. Yes, you.
*Invented sarcasm
*Knows kung-fu. And Jesus. Yes, personally.
*Will probably not paint you blue. But you'd look good blue.

Anakin Skywalker
*From Star Wars, the sucky movies prequels
*Alumni, Class of 2006
*Went home, got married, had twins, turned evil, got redeemed, killed, stuffed into a clone body, and returned to Fandom
*Now teaches ethics. Yes, he thinks he's funny.
*Is married to Rory Gilmore and has a baby daughter named Juliet
*Yes, trying to figure out the Skywalker family tree will make your head explode
*Is a complete Marty Stu badass who can jack you up. Especially if you mess with Rory, Jaina, Ben, Luke, or Juliet
*Has no discernible sense of humor, no
*Will drop you in detention for breathing wrong

Ben Skywalker
*From Star Wars, Legacy of the Force and beyond
*Sophomore
*Red hair, blue eyes, 5'10" dork
*Dates weetuskenraider, but a different version than the one who spent a good couple of days torturing him back home.
*Yes, it's dysfunctional
*Is insanely empathic and has perfect recall, yet cannot tell at all when people are crushing on him. Oh, Skywalkers
*Is a trained assassin/cop/Jedi
*Yeah, they seem not to go together to me, either.

Luke Skywalker
*Is from Star Wars, the kickass version
*Alumni, Class of 2008
*FH!Anakin's son.
*No, he won't really mention that
*Is currently home being a kickass Jedi general
*Is known in Fandom for getting bit by gremlins a lot. And kissing Grace Winchester.

Captain Jack Sparrow
*From the end of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies
*Runs the radio station in town
*Is probably drunk
*Talks to the squirrels who collect the news
*...no, really.

Fry
*Is in the One True Timezone (aka, EST)
*Is a stay at home mom to a now-walking toddler
*Is therefore online when the toddler is not awake as toddling off with the laptop is a new favorite pastime for her
*Can be found on IM at fireballoffry
*Wants her damn pandas on MyZoo to mate faster, dammit.

Comments

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

(but not Clifford, who is a Big Red Dog and omg time at home watching preschool television is rotting my brain)

How about Wags? Can he be Wags the dog?

Oh me, oh my, he barks all day and night...

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

*adores Mat*

[solo_sword]

*Is therefore online when the toddler is not awake as toddling off with the laptop is a new favorite pastime for her

At least she's graduated from just shutting the laptop on you?

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.


And no, I will not stop doing that any time soon. I CAN'T STOP, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND???

[not-jaded-yet.livejournal.com]

I'm just going to leave this here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIRQf0S3oD0)...

[longislandiceme]

You left out the part about how you have a HOMING BEACON on you somewhere that results in the near-kidnappings of several Canadians over the border!