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Anakin was not sulking, okay?

Much.

Hiding Sitting in his office in one of Rory's outfits (shut up), Anakin glared at his computer and waited for the time to pass.

And the first person to call him Annie was getting slapped, student or not.

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It was the only thing that made John feel better about six days of this, alright?

So that was Anakin's phone ringing away.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Oh, and look, Anakin was getting another phone call.

Rory was giggling even as it rang.

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"WHAT?!"

What a lovely phone voice, Anakin. Truly.

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Anakin checked the number and sighed. "Yes, Rory?" he answered.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Is the underwire from my bra bothering you?"

Oh, hee.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Good morning to you, too, sunshine," John said, taking a moment to rub his ear. "I'm Sue, calling on behalf of your state senator with a simple survey today."

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"I don't vote," Anakin replied.

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"Yes," he whined. "It's all poke-y."

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"That's too bad," she said, completely without sympathy. "Juliet's adjusting to the idea of her two mommies, in case you were wondering."

Juliet was, in fact, asleep.

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"You are having far too much fun with this," Anakin decided. "Just wait until you wake up with a beard. I'll call you Roland and take a ton of photos."

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"That's practically a sin, you know," John chastised.

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"That's fine. It happened to you first," she pointed out, giggling.

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"Yeah, I hear that from my wife," Anakin replied, forgetting he sounded like a girl for a second.

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"I was going to stop at the bakery and pick something up for dessert, but now I just might get it now and eat it all without sharing," he threatened. "And stretch out your pants."

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"I guess that answers my question about your position on gay marriage," John teased, covering the mouthpiece so his snickering wouldn't come through.

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"What?" Anakin said.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Nothing," he said. "So, Ani was it? What's your position on global warming?"

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"Anakin," he gritted out.

Beat.

"It's...Swedish. And I think that there aren't a lot of other planets in this system for you to go to if you screw this one up."

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"This system?" Wouldn't do to act like he knew there were other galaxies with life now, would it? "I think you Swedes should be willin' to help us Americans out. We all share the air, am I right?"

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"No," Anakin made up. "We Swedes have come up with giant bunkers to live in and are saying 'screw you' to the rest of the world."

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"Who do you have to blow to get a spot in one of those?" John wondered, snickering.

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"Swedish state secret," Anakin said. "Sorry."

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"You will not, because you're way too into being hot even as a girl."

Rory knew him well.

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"As a Swede, do you know the Swedish Chef?" John wondered, amused by Anakin's new affiliation.

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"Of course," Anakin said. "Strange, strange man."