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[sith_happened]

"Skywalker" really must mean "candy" in gremlin. Anakin had barely gotten his door open before one of the little bastards adorable creatures leaped at him and bit him on the knee.

Five minutes later, Anakin was sitting behind his desk with his hair teased up, wearing a pair of Daisy Duke shorts and a shirt cut low to expose, well, chest hair, since he didn't have assets to share.

He was examining his stapler with a terribly confused look on his face. "Chicken of the Sea?" he said in a really bad Southern-ish accent. "Is it chicken or fish?"

The door was wiiiiiide open.

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[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

Because she was a camera whore, that's how.

Baby I still believe
oh I got to believe
(I still believe)
I will touch you that sweet day
(that sweet day)
that you take me there
where you are
I still believe...

[sith_happened]

Oh he didn't just go there in narrative, oh my god. It wasn't her fault she was smokin'.

i still believe
oh i got to believe
(i still believe)
i will touch you that sweet day (that sweet day)
that you take me there
where you are
oh oh where you are
i still believe...fade
then i will be free
so take me where you are!

She gazed soulfully into his eyes.

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

Oh, but he had. And that soulful look could not get to him, not when he knew how dead and cold her heart was. He put a hand to her cheek to beat her at the fake soulfulness as he harmonized the last line.

So take me where you are!

Yeah, he totally won this divorce.

[sith_happened]

He sooo hadn't. Was he dated a quarterback? No, he wasn't. Ha.

"You're so lucky I'm not stomping on your foot."

[satedan-soldier.livejournal.com]

Please, he had a model/actress.

And she knew what a hamper was.

"You're so lucky I'm leaving."

[sith_happened]

Ooh, she could watch his butt.

"Bye."