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[sith_happened]

"Skywalker" really must mean "candy" in gremlin. Anakin had barely gotten his door open before one of the little bastards adorable creatures leaped at him and bit him on the knee.

Five minutes later, Anakin was sitting behind his desk with his hair teased up, wearing a pair of Daisy Duke shorts and a shirt cut low to expose, well, chest hair, since he didn't have assets to share.

He was examining his stapler with a terribly confused look on his face. "Chicken of the Sea?" he said in a really bad Southern-ish accent. "Is it chicken or fish?"

The door was wiiiiiide open.

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[tyler_gone]

Fred gave the tall, extremely mannish ... woman ... in short shorts and a shirt with a neckline down to there a long, long look.

"... Was it a scary movie?"

Some questions begged to be asked.

[sith_happened]

"No," Jessica said. "Don't read the reviews."

[tyler_gone]

"Critics have no taste anyhow," Fred said. "They're just mean old men who don't want anyone to have any fun."

[sith_happened]

"They liked my shorts," Jessica replied.