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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote2009-04-09 10:42 am
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Office hours [all day]

"Skywalker" really must mean "candy" in gremlin. Anakin had barely gotten his door open before one of the little bastards adorable creatures leaped at him and bit him on the knee.

Five minutes later, Anakin was sitting behind his desk with his hair teased up, wearing a pair of Daisy Duke shorts and a shirt cut low to expose, well, chest hair, since he didn't have assets to share.

He was examining his stapler with a terribly confused look on his face. "Chicken of the Sea?" he said in a really bad Southern-ish accent. "Is it chicken or fish?"

The door was wiiiiiide open.
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[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Joan," she said, reaching over to take Chierpa back.
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2009-04-09 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Jessica scrawled out "To Joan, much love, Jessica!" in a loopy script, then handed her the paper. "Don't sell that on eBay, now," she cautioned.

[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I won't," Joan promised.

And since she was definitely going to pay for this anyway...

"Would it be too much of an imposition to get a picture?"
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2009-04-09 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course," Jessica replied, striking a pose to make the most of her assets: awesome legs and a great rack.

Anakin was going to seriously want to kill himself for how he'd just posed on a desk.

[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Joan was pretty sure that her impending doom was totally worth this.

She snapped several quick pictures with her cell phone, saying a grateful prayer for the invention of camera phones.

"You are so nice."
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2009-04-09 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"I know, right?" Jessica smiled. "I don't know why people like Ashlee more."

[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"I certainly don't. I mean, you never got caught lip synching."
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2009-04-09 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Or doing that weird dance," Jessica added.

[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"You dance so much better," Joan said.

Shut up, Joan. Really. Where is your self-preservation?
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2009-04-09 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Jessica nodded. "I know! I mean, Ashlee's my sister and I love her, but I don't know why she's getting all the love these days."

[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2009-04-09 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't understand either," Joan sympathized. "But, I suppose I should get going."

Before the venom wore off. "Thanks so much for the autograph and everything."
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2009-04-09 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"No prob!" Jessica chirped, giving her a little wave.
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