Most of the stories he knew these days didn't have happy endings, but he wasn't about to disappoint Rory.

"Once upon a time," he began in the same low voice, "there was an extremely stubborn Jedi living in a galaxy far, far away before his whole world went to hell. He was stuck in an exceedingly boring reception and trying to restrain himself from calling out 'Hello, Jaye!' just to watch another Jedi jump because in addition to being incredibly stubborn, he thought he was funny."