Office Hours [Tuesday, September 12, all day]

[sith_happened]

Vader had pushed his old desk against the wall next to a neat stack of boxes from the Isle of Ikea.

Now he was looking at the thousands of small parts for his new desk, carefully examining the instructions, and wishing he could kill something.

Again, not so terribly unusual for him.

[OOC: Open!]

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[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi happened to be flouncing past when she smelled Ikea boxes.

(She's Swedish, it's innate.)

She poked her head in.

"Oh! Hello again."

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Vader decided against tossing the useless Ikea screwdriver across the room.

He stood up, cape rippling. "Yes?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"I noticed the boxes as I was walking by... Would you like some help ...Lord Vader?"

It is rare that Pippi bothers to think about getting a name right before actually saying it.

[sith_happened]

"I am fine," Vader said, looking down at the half-assembled desk. "The directions are unhelpful."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Oh yes, I hear that a lot." Which wasn't at all true, she'd only ever heard it from Mr. Blackadder. Ikea directions didn't use any words and tended to be large line drawings that Pippi thought were quite clear.

But then, it could just be another Swedish thing.

"Would you like some help Lord Vader?"

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely knocked on the door. "Professor Darth, sir?"

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"Darth Vader," Vader corrected sharply. "Or Lord Vader."

He spun around. "What do you require, Mr. Booth?"

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Sorry, Professor Lord Vader," Seely replied. "I was looking through the student handbook, and it says I need an extraciricular. So I was wondering if you'd be interested in sponsoring a club."

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Vader wondered for a moment if maybe the face Seely wore had some kind of detrimental impact on the way his brain worked.

"A club?" he repeated.

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, a club," Seely repeated. "For doing...clubby things."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Late morning, Rory screwed up her courage and went to Vader's office hours.

She pasted on a big, bright smile, and set down the two things she had brought with her just to the left of the open door before knocking on the frame.

"Good morning, Darth Vader!" she trilled cheerfully.

[sith_happened]

If Vader could still blink, he would've been.

"Miss Gilmore?"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"How are you today?" she chirped.

[sith_happened]

Vader was very confused.

"Do you require something?"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"I just wanted to stop by and say hello!" Rory replied cheerily, leaning against the wall. "See how you're doing. Do you need help with that? I'm really good with deciphering Swedish furniture instructions."

[can_be_more]

Aeryn tries really hard to not do this, but after third period she's walking to the office anyway, knocking on the door.

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"Enter."

[can_be_more]

Aeryn steps inside, closing the door behind her, because sometimes she's not smart. "I wanted to get a few things clear."

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"Really," Vader said wryly. "Such as?"

[can_be_more]

"Where I stand," she says calmly. "I was very probably out of line on Friday, and there's a reason for it. I know what you did and what your organization is doing. I don't like it. I don't like you. If I thought there was any chance of me succeeding I would have killed you a week ago and accepted any punishment without a single regret."

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy had decided it would be a good idea to know where all his teachers' offices were, on the off chance that he had to come see them outside of class.

He wasn't lost. Ninjas don't get lost. He simply didn't know precisely where he was, or how to get where he needed to go. Ninjas however are also not so proud that they will not ask for directions if the need arose.

*knock*knock*

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"Enter," Vader replied sharply.

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Great sounded like he'd caught someone in a bad mood. Be extra respectfull then. "Sorry to disturb you sir," Billy said, as he opened the door. "But I was hoping-"

He saw who was in the room and his voice died in his throat and he froze in shock.

"Dad?"

[sith_happened]

Vader looked up from his papers. "Hardly," he said.

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John approached the office of his Ethics teacher. The door appeared slightly open. Was that splinters?