Office hours [Tuesday, April 17, 2012]

[sith_happened]

It had been bad enough that he was in a navy blue polyester nightmare, but Anakin's problems had only compounded when he'd reached out to save what he'd thought had been several little green toys from falling into the pond on his way to the school.

"You saved our lives," they intoned in creepy unison, pattering along behind him. "We are eternally grateful."

"Really, it's nothing," Anakin said. "Go away."

"You saved our lives," they repeated in the same tone. "We are eternally grateful."

"Fine, fine, you're grateful," Anakin said, shooing them into his office and hiding them under his desk. "Now hide."

"You saved our lives. We are eternally grateful."

It was going to be an unbearable day, but the Dean of Students was in for all of your bitching about your uniform/new roommate/final exam needs.

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[fates_jaye]

"Maybe we could roast them and then throw them away. Like a symbolic thing," she mused. "It'd make for great Facebook pictures."

Welcome to the only reason Jaye had a Facebook: posting ridiculous things from Fandom.

[sith_happened]

"Light them on fire and toss them into the ocean?" Anakin replied. "Could work..."

[fates_jaye]

"Where they could be ripped apart by fashion-conscious sharks..."

[sith_happened]

"Do we have those around?" Anakin wondered.

[fates_jaye]

"We have teal deer and a giant squid, why not?" Jaye reasoned.

[YOU SAW NOTHING.]

[sith_happened]

"And now I'm picturing sharks popping out of the water to yell, 'Girl, that is not your dress'," Anakin said. "I'm blaming you."

[fates_jaye]

"And just what sites have you been looking at?" she wondered.

[sith_happened]

"Deadpool makes me."

[fates_jaye]

"Suuuuuure."

Yeah, she didn't buy that.

[sith_happened]

"And Rory."

[fates_jaye]

"And if I asked Rory about this...?"

[sith_happened]

"She might have forgotten," Anakin said, nodding.

[fates_jaye]

"Suuuuure. And Deadpool?"

[sith_happened]

"Well, who can tell with Deadpool?" Anakin replied.

[fates_jaye]

"I'm asking him."

[sith_happened]

"He's a known liar."