"Let's see," Anakin said, leaning back in his chair, "I got a mother who wants me to train her daughter to protect herself--with the tiniest problem that they refer to their religion as 'embracing the Darkness', an angry step-father, a boy obsessed with my hair, a boss who had already heard of multiple versions of himself, a wolf that used index cards to communicate, a student worried that I'd met her sister, a drunk, and a talking crab. And that was just day one."