At least John knew he'd eaten hair, not a brush, but that wasn't any better so he kept quiet. "I don't know, her personality's a little expanded like this," he said, as she batted his hand away from her ears, little razor claws outstretched and tail twitching. He waggled his fingers to encourage her to play while they talked, knowing she'd start smacking him if he ignored her for too long.
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