"Once upon a time," Rory started, "there was a pirate princess named...um, Leigh. Now, Leigh was a very naughty girl, because as a pirate, she would take things that didn't belong to her and just generally was a bad girl. Also, she was really good with a blaster. Just saying. So anyway, Leigh the pirate was happily swashbuckling her place all over the galaxy when she met a Jedi Knight. The Jedi was very brave and very heroic, and his name was...." Rory searched her mind for a name that Vader would recognize but Annie might not, "his name was Merlin."